MITYANA, Uganda. Ugandan strongman Yoweri Museveni is so shaken with a recent poll showing his rating dropping faster than torrential rains and the massive crowds that Besigye is pulling all over that he has vowed to commit suicide should electoral commission hand over presidency to FDC Heavyweight.
“How can you security officials let Besigye garner such huge crowds including in my own village where people are now chasing him with cash gifts and even fish? How did the intelligence machinery allow those opinion polls to show I am dropping down with over 25% like the price of cabbages while Besigye is rising astronomically like the prices of Gold? You have now made Besigye hotheaded and tomorrow he will start behaving here like his friends Quattara (president Ivory Coast) and that other one called Raila (former PM, Kenya). This is too dangerous for my health, I can’t stand the shame should Kiggundu the EC chair declares Besigye the President…no I will not let that happen, I will commit suicide. General Katumba Wamalwa (UPDF) & General Kayihura (Police Chief) must ensure Besigye does not win, my supporters will also commit suicide.”
Noted enraged Museveni as he punched the air in anger while addressing top cadres of his party officials and statehouse functionaries while in Mityana district before heading for a rally in Mityana Municipality.