By the Banana Peddler
There is this bloody fucking augury among ODM Facebook factotums aka TEAM BUNDLES. These boys are undoubtedly pathetic. Theirs is to blame each other online, everyone boasting how they are close to Baba. They gallivant around taking selfies in Orange jerseys and posting them in Facebook. If you give a divergent opinion on where Raila has gone wrong, they retaliate with ultimate razzmatazz of showbiz.
These boys look for moneyed people especially aspirants. They leprously beg for bundles and start singing pretentious slogans about them on Facebook.
These are the boys who know no history of Kenyan politics because they fail to learn from it. These are the people who mislead Raila telling him all is well yet they are only Facebook socialites.
These people never borrow leaf from what their counterparts in TNA are doing to make sure Uhuru does not lose focus. Jubilee operatives do not preposterously look for their political kingpins to beg for selfies. They are concerned with their political position and nothing else.
These so called ODM boys have turned mere Facebook encomiasts. Instead of huckstering the party manifesto and mobilizing people to come out in large numbers and show cause why Raila should be president, theirs is to childishly compare their grammatical skills online by traducing each other.
Someone needs to teach these ODM crooks how elections are won. They should stop these feckless activities they are doing and be serious. Instead of beautifying the internet by telling us how they are planning to win an election, they are instead painting the internet with photos of how they spent a fortune when one of their own got hitched to a Meru girl.
As I am penning this trying to correct them, who knows, maybe they are planning anothery. Jubilee boys are smart. They want ODM boys to keep doing what they are doing and forget about the election. Methink, they are honoring Napoleon Bonaparte’s wise words, “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”