Opposition chief Raila Odinga has hired 15 highly trained top notched former Russian SPETSNAZ, SPECIAL FORCES RETIRED COMMANDOS to guard him ahead of the highly anticipated 2017 polls.
According to our Russian counterparts, the Prime Minister went for the recently retired unmatched SPETSNAZ ALPHA Squad, only comparable to America’s Special Weapons And Tactics (SWAT) and the US MARINES.
The SPETSNAZ have the ability enter any country or highly secured buildings with or without permission. They are proficient in artillery and can operate any kind of ARSENAL however complicated.
They have the ability to operate any sophisticated gun including the prestigious General Multi-purpose Machine Gun (GPMG) and long-range missile and rocket launcher.
Raila’s team of the newly hired bodyguard can detect a criminal by looking at him, can read any criminal’s mind, can smoke out criminals from any hideout can fly any military aircraft, can pilot any warship including complicated submarines.
Among Raila’s new bodyguards are the 5 SPETSNAZ commandos that killed the Chechen terrorists during the 2002 Moscow theatre hostage crisis.
The commandos are scheduled to secretly land in the country soon and take their new assignment. The ‘government’ has approved the work permits for the special team however some Statehouse operatives are at crossroads because the SPETSNAZ are a million times super trained compared to those that are picked from academic failures with grade D perchance, taken to barracks, taught how to hold a gun and shoot, and graduated as soldiers and sent on a mission immediately.