By Banana Peddler
Very soon, the man who happens to be President of Vatican City will be here to discuss business with president Uhuru Kenyatta. Sadly, those Kenyans who believe he is coming for faith matters are planning to give this man their resources.
I want to remind Kenyans that wherever this man goes, he leaves bad luck behind. The Countries he has visited have suffered the ordeal immediately he leaves.
They say that this man is the Biblical Antichrist who claims he is Jesus Christ. I don’t want to comment on that but his appearance confirms it all.
I don’t want to sound blasphemous but the feckless manner in which Catholic faithful are worshiping the Pope is questionable. They have overrated the papacy more than God almighty. They respect him more than God almighty. They fear him more than God almighty. They worship him more than they God almighty. They bow to him more than they bow before God almighty.
What they forget is that just like any other human being who will die some day, the pope poops and pees. Just like me and you, the pope feels hungry and thirsty. In fact, he also farts loudly when enclosed in a room alone. People of God, open your eyes and minds and start worshiping the almighty God. Stop fulfilling the awaited biblical prophecy now by worshiping the beast. When the son of man comes back some day, I’ll remind you that I warned you.