By Comrade Albert Nyakundi Amenya, Banana Pedlar & Kanze’s Fiance
Adolf Hitler is one man with the greatest brains in world history. Two of his quotes that I so find admiring are, “It is not the truth that matters but victory” and “The winner will never be asked if he told the truth”
In light of that fact, Kenyans – except myself – are the easiest people to fool in the world except. Recently, there is this other Kisii girl Laura Akunga who stage-managed a prank with her husband Mark Mwenje just to play with the minds of Kenyans.
These folks decided to trick Kenyans with their family car and attract media attention. The hubby bought the vehicle and told his consort to masquerade it as a gift from her to him and it worked very well. What is funny in giving your spouse a Ksh10m car?
This reminds me when we were in High School chasing some ladies in a certain joint. In that joint, there was a pool table and we could go there with part of our school fees to deceive them. Since a pool table game was opened by a coin of ksh20, we could decide to waste Ksh400 but get what we wanted.
So, we pretended to gamble against each other by contesting for Ksh1000 and whoever won was paid instantly. By the time we played 20 games to exhaust the 400, the girls were like wow! These boys are gravely weighted down with cash and their parents must be serious men of means.
By the time we finished playing, the ladies were inside our box, wrapped themselves there, waiting for the kings to do whatever they wanted with them. We could sneak to the toilet and refund each other the money but of course with the Ksh200 or so deficit depending on the number of games we played.
Laura Akunga and Mark Mwenje can TAKE THEIR JOKES ELSEWHERE because I am too smart to be hoodwinked with such a cheap joke.Have a good day my people
NB: REMEMBER THE LADY IN QUESTION HERE IS A “KISII GIRL”