By BEATRICE MASUBUKA
Ruth Njoki and Stella Nyokabi, the two women from Kiambu that carried their extraordinary talents in stealing to South Africa, will be deported back to Kenya with immediate effect, a South African lawyer has told the court.
The two who were working at a meat processing factory were caught with 40kg of meat each, trying to sneak out when a guard suspected their sudden bodily growth and impounded them.
Speaking before a Pretoria judge where the two were charged for ‘robbery’ – because that was obviously more than normal stealing, the prosecutor pleaded the court to let them go back to their country and not jail them there.
“These Kenyans have proved Mugabe right by confirming everything he said. What they have done, no South Africans has ever attempted. Mugabe said they graduate with stealing degree but I want to say the Zimbabwean President was wrong. These people deserve PhD’s in stealing. I hear that they come from a community that can steal socks from your legs without you knowing. I hear that that community can remove a tie from someone’s neck in broad-daylight without them noticing. I hear that these people can count money that is in your pocket through their extraordinary instincts and know when to strike you and succeed. Your honour, these ones are not going to be jailed here. They will infect and teach other prisoners how to steal. let them just go back to their countries. Your honour, let us conduct a fresh vetting of other ‘Kenyans’ working here in South Africa and prevent a potential crime”
Explained Claude Tshabalala, a state lawyer.
N/B >> This is a LOL piece meant to mock Robert Mugabe, relax!