By Banana Peddler
I want to rebuke those Kenyan ladies that are pretentiously castigating MOLLIS the bedroom “Beast” for doing what he does best. If you ask them the qualities of a man they want, although they’ll feel shy to mention,
The first in the list will be the man who has real “HORSEPOWER” like Mollis.
Secondly, ladies want a man with “HEAVYWEIGHT” BAKORAS/MKWAJU supposedly just like Mollis. You know why, chambilecho waenga Ashakum si matusi, most of these girls have their junctions visited repeatedly until they cannot accommodate atom sized BAKORAS. These are the ladies whom by the time you visit to MINE minerals, you start regretting thus WANTING OUT immediately.
Thirdly, Girls want a man who can ride that horse with the speed of Mollis. The Champion that can go for more than “TWO HOURS” nonstop – just like Mollis – and if possible, the one who can go up to morning. No woman wants a “TWO MINUTE” like a hen. Men, if you are a victim, please forgive me but that is a reality. That is why most women seek the services of DILDOS to satisfy themselves.
Lastly, women want a man who when visiting her junction the first round, can go for more than 30 minutes before “MZEE KIPARA” vomits. During the journey, if you here her saying NIMESALENDA, just like you heard that one telling Mollis, assume. You know why, she is only trying to tell you that she’s not used to that game and that you are the one teaching her but deep down her heart, she’s telling you to up your game and go like Usain Bolt. To confirm that she is encouraging you and not complaining, wait until the next day and don’t call her, she’ll such for you everywhere for the same treatment.
The above are the things ladies look for in a man. Forget about the rubbish of…tall, dark…handsome…intelligent…loaded…
Recall the lady telling Mollis..”hizi siku zote nimekuwa nakutafuta umekuwa wapi”, Before mollis says “uko na….p*^*#$y* smart” & the Lady says “dhaaaaanks”. Again the Lady reiterates “usikose kukuja kesho”.
That shows you that Mollis was there previously and the only mistake he did was to go underground for long, starving his partner.
Don’t be shocked that as I am writing this, that lady with Mollis na nyinyi mnapiga hapa kelele.
MPORTANT: Today if you give these ladies that are pretending to condemn Mollis a clue of WHO Mollis is, and WHERE he lives, you’ll be shocked, they’ll kill each other because of him……..I rest my case for now!!