“He will look straight at Martha Karua eyeball to eyeball and ask her, “since you were the only man in Kibaki govt, what really happened at KICC in 2007?”, at that point an enraged Obama will order Martha be sent out of the meeting & advise her to instead go meet Pierre Nkurunziza of Burundi.
As Martha exits, Barack Obama will ask Raila Odinga “Jakababa,Reforms is not about apples Vs Mangoes; its more of character & reliability, please when I see Martha I shed tears over her ferocious defense of monumental electoral thuggery & twisting of peoples will in 2007″.
At this stage, Raila will remove his white handkerchief, wipe his tears & tell Obama “Omin, ayie kodi fut mia. In fact my core constituency & supporters ga sie sie are not happy because they forgot the incident but never forgot their names. Old dogs hardly learn new tricks & I bet the vulture has just taken a bath”, at that stage Obama will hug Raila & tell him “P.O Box 2017 State House Kanyo”.
Also, news reaching my desk is that USA marines have taken over statehouse completely chasing away those factotums into Karura forest,no, Congo forest. They have also taken over Kogelo Nyongoma sikul combing every bush, every grass & every building nearby.
They have also taken over serious strategic bombing of Jubaland region of Somali to deter terrorists from sneaking into the country when POTUS will be here to meet PORK, before pork FLIES to Saudi Arabia”
End of NEWS. Onyango Ochieng Junior, Fisherman Emeritus – Usenge Beach (Via Facebook)