By Makaki Siso
Seven Kiambu men are nursing serious injuries at Kiambu District Hospital after angry women raided alcohol selling joints yesterday and beat them mercilessly. According to the women, their men are married to illicit brews and no longer perform their manly duties.
They claimed that men have gone prodigal with conjugal rights and they no longer have carnal knowledge with them as their husbands, forcing them to import services of men from Nyanza and Western Provinces respectively.
“This fool is sitting sitting down here is my husband and he has not been home for two days now. How does he think we feed? How does he expect me to survive as a woman?” Wept one healthy and woman woman as she pointed towards her hubby.
Banana OCPD said they’ll pursue all illicit alcohol dealers and restore Kiambu’s long lost sobriety.