Cherished Sweetheart Lillian,
My Princess, I trust you are as pulchritudinous as always. I also believe that you are in fine fettle (good spirits). I am approximately fine too sweetheart except my love for you that has made me selfish. Sincerely, there is no adjective that can equal my feelings for you this evening. I hope those arresting and sparkling eyes that make my body go lackadaisical, as are as tantalizing as always. Honey, I trust that your slender and curvaceous body is uniquely striking and I can’t wait for the 9pm news, just to sight your sthenic presentation.
I hope those arresting and sparkling eyes that make my body go lackadaisical, as are as tantalizing as always. Honey, I trust that your slender and curvaceous body is uniquely striking and I can’t wait for the 9pm news, just to sight your sthenic presentation.
Darling, I know we’ve not met before. My name is Banana Peddler. I come from one of the remotest villages of Kitutu Chache North, Chinche Village, and Gesangero sub location to be precise. I am just a village denizen and banana huckster, trying to make end meets. Business is not bad, though. Ksh150 is a must-make for me, the more reason to prove how serious I am as far as taking care of you is concerned.
Sweetheart, with your permission, allow me to officially declare my undying love for you. But before that, may I compliment your prowess in oratory when on when doing what you were born to do best, reading anchoring news on television. Your grammaticallness in the queen’s language makes me want more.
One thing I ask myself every day I come across your stunning image is, “Are you a dictionary? Because to be honest, every time I set my innocent eyes on your alluring figure, you add a lot of meaning in my life.
My shortest objective is to lay comfortably in your arms as I count your beautiful heart beats.
Unlike that gutless Team-Mafisi that keeps admiring you on TV, at least I have the courage to tell you. When Team-Mafisi admire you, it makes my heart swell with pride because you are mine in the making.
Dearest, every time you shyly smile on my small Greatwall TV, you brighten the dark moments in my life. If you allow me, I just want to be next to you till the end of the world because you are so beautiful.
Honestly baby girl, you are worth waking up for. Every time I look at your sexily sparkling super-attractive yummy eyes, I keep falling in love. I am sure when I take over you, I will be the envy of team-Mafisi but that notwithstanding, if God brings us together, let us not allow men to put us assunder.
Lilian, every time I sight you, you excite me because you are absolutely extraordinary. Every time you read news, you always enchant me with your magical ways of endearing me into your tender heart.
Darling Lilian, what else can I say about your fascinating, foxy, funny and super-feminine person? You are my fantasy come true. Undoubtedly, even my most romantic adjectives fail to express how you fulfill my fantasies.
Babe, you have absolutely spoilt me for anyone else because you are amazingly gorgeous – so giving and genuine.
Wonderful Lilian, to me, you are irreplaceable. You are mine and every right is reserved. To me, you are like a camera because every time I look at you, I find myself smiling.
Blessed one, I have a premonition you are my perfect date. So, kindly my dream is to have dinner with you with you, one of these fine nights.
That chosen day, I don’t care what will be on the menu as long as I look at it with you. For the outing, I’ll afford because I can now access my lifetime savings at Chase Bank. Baby guess what, I am talking about a ‘cool’ staggering Ksh1700 cash money, all from my sweat.
They say everyone is someone’s dream. I am certain you are my dream. Your cute lips are like a drug to me. Surprisingly, I am already addicted even before touching them.
Sometimes I tend to think that during creation, God was in a competition and he emerged the winner by creating for me the best and most beautiful woman called Lilian.
You know what sweetie, God made you unique from anyone else because you are the most enrapturing woman among the 6 billion of world’s population.
Honey, just say yes and I’ll marry you ‘tout de suite’ – at once. One thing, though, during our honeymoon, I don’t promise to take you to Dubai. My resourcelessness cannot allow that.
But cutie, there is no need to worry about the honeymoon. There is a place in my village called ‘EMANGA’ I’ll take you there during our honeymoon. Emanga is a very large cliff where you can see Lake Victoria and the beautiful sceneries of the blessed Gusiiland from the top.
Shining star, forget about those who say Disneyland is the best place in the world because it’s obvious they haven’t been in your arms.
Lilian, you are too perfect for words. You are the inspiration of my life. You always blow me away with your flawless looks and beautiful personality. Without a doubt, you are the only girl in the entire world that makes me the happiest bloke in the world. Every time, my heart beats your name.
My sweet girl, do you know why God created fingers between your hands? I guess no. I’ll tell you why. It is for my fingers to fit in them.
Initially, being in love seemed an exaggeration until I fell for you. Now I know exactly what it is to be in love because I can do all those exaggerated things just to be with you.
Forget about those big boys with big cars. Better be with someone like me with my ‘own’ bicycle rather than being with a guy with his father’s car.
People’s worst disasters may be earthquakes, typhoons or fire. Nonetheless, my worst disaster will be the day when you say you don’t love me anymore. I love you more than yesterday more than tomorrow.
Babe, you know when I’ll stop loving you? I will stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless kid walk on water.
Sweetie, they say pizza is sweet though I have never tested it. I have a feeling that you are like pizza because every slice of you is perfect. You captivate my every being. I wish life had a pause button, because I would press it any moment we are together.
Baby, are you aware there are a million girls out there that shed tears on their pillows every night, each one of them wishing they were as cute as you are? That is why I switch into smiling mode everytime I hear your name. My brain is best at one thing, thinking about you. For sure, no one can replace my feelings for you.
Lily, you know where you belong? In the dictionary as the definition of perfect. You are my own personal bomb because every time I see you on my screen, my heart explodes. There are only two times I want to be close to you, I want to be close to you NOW and FOREVER.
True, there are a million girls out there, but give a chance; I would pick you over a million times. Baby girl you are beautiful and you being gorgeous is a bonus over other girls. You are only one person in this world but to me, you are the world.
Lastly, sweetheart, allow me to pause here for now, not because I have told you what I wanted to say, but because there are moments when I feel that speech amounts to nothing at all. Angel, have a great time as you rest your picturesque body until we meet.
Alberto Nyakundi Amenya – Banana Peddler, the County of Kisii