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Kalenjins and Kikuyus can do without you, DP Ruto tells off other tribes

Kalenjins and Kikuyus can do without you, DP Ruto tells off other tribes

May 11, 2017 by Posted by Chris Maina

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Deputy president William Ruto has warned non-Kikuyus/Kalenjins that Jubilee does not need their votes to warrant its re-election ahead of the August polls.

Speaking in his Sugoi home yesterday, Ruto told the Luhyia, Gusii, and Kamba community who had gone to pay homage to him that they are not ready to beg them for their votes.

The DP said he is 100 per cent assured that Jubilee administration will vanquish with or without the non Kalenjin/Kikuyu votes.

He asked them to join the winning team and stop suffering in opposition for nothing. Ruto said they have checked their numbers and confirmed they are assured of victory.

He said that the votes they were doubting are those from Kisii, Kamba and Maasai Land but they have managed to convince the three communities.

“Tumeangalia kule mashinani tukakuta kwamba Kura za Wakalenjin na Wakikuyu ni zaidi ya million sita. Sisi hatuitaji kura za yale makabila mengine ndio tushinde huu uchaguzi. Ntaka kuwahakikishia ya kwamba tumefanya survey na kuhakikisha ya kwamba tutashinda wale tunaoshindana nao kwa zaidi ya asilimia 70. Hata huko kwenu Kisii, Ukambani na umaasaini tumehakikikishiwa Ushindi wa moja kwa moja. Huko kila mtu ni Jubilee. Kwa hivyo hata nyinyi wengine wenye bado mnaendelea kutesekea Upinzani Rudini Jubilee bwana. Ama namna gani my fren?”

“With More than 6 million from Kalenjins and Kikuyus, we don’t need other tribes to win. We are not beggars my frens. I want to assure you that we have assessed all our strongholds and confirmed with just the Kalenjin and Kikuyu votes, we will win the election with more than 70 per cent. Our reliable sources in Ukambani, Kisii and Maasai Land have told us we are assured of victory.  

Ruto’s tribal utterances have sparked an unending debate on social media with others cursing him openly.

Ruto assured his Kalenjin tribesmen that he is in control of the government and that they should not be worried of 2022. He told them he knows the button to press in case they are shortchanged.

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  1. Michael kiteki says

    May 11, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Sometimes I just wonder the utterances of Ruto the do.
    This Kenya belongs to us collectively and saying that jubilee will win with Kikuyu and Kalenjini votes without other tribes s just but reckless words.

    T s a shame for him to brag as such when the economy s on its knees,everyone,both the haves and don’t don’t haves in terms of factors of production, are suffering.

  2. jack says

    May 11, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    wacha ivike mwezi wa nane tuone kama kikuyu na kalejin watatosha kukufanya uwe D,President

  3. George says

    May 12, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Hiyo ndo unasikia, kuukata mti umekalia, tusiansike kwa mate na aino upo, 8/8/2017 is not fro now na campaign zikianza rasmi atajua NASA ni nani

  4. George says

    May 12, 2017 at 4:05 am

    Hiyo ndo unaskia kuukata mti umekalia,tisiandike kwa mate na wino upo 8/8/2017,wait for campaigns to start officialy ndo atajua maregwe pia ni mboga mutura n apeterizer

  5. Raps says

    May 12, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Disgrace to Kenyans citizens that’s what you call drunk with power, but people’s power is massive Kenyans will decide can come 8/8/2017

  6. lamaywet says

    May 12, 2017 at 9:28 am

    True

  7. Titus says

    May 12, 2017 at 9:32 am

    I wonder where this fool came from were there no other wise lots?
    Stupidity is genetic and can not b avoided this guy is born stupid.

  8. Eddie simba says

    May 13, 2017 at 8:01 am

    Tribalism is embedded so deeply in our DNA it’s no surprise this fool uttered what he felt. Uhuruto don’t realise that kikuyu and kalenjins cannot put to power a leader without other kenyans,it’s a collective endeavor unfortunately our DP doesn’t seem to get it. he’s so brainwashed with power and stupidity that he doesn’t realize that is his down fall. anyways elections are not far off,Kenyans will decide whom they want to lead the nation.

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